Some hilarious writing by a new BlogHarbor blogger at ellyblog, billed as The lighter, tastier blog with only half the calories of an ordinary blog. ellyjelly writes of a new rubber chicken:
My rubber chicken is crumbling. This is my third rubber chicken now and I have had a rubber chicken on my desk at work for 10 years. Frightening really… I’m nervous at the prospect of a new chicken. We’ve got that hold irksome bedding in period again where we get to know one another and have to get used to each others funny quirks – I’m getting too old for this. I want just one chicken that I know I can settle down with for good.